More reasons why “God” is always the worst answer

Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? Christian answers to big questions such as these often involve God, but God is always the worst guess. Let’s conclude our list of reasons why (part 1: 8 reasons why “God” is always the worst answer).

5. It ignores the trend

Supernatural explanations are superseded by natural ones, never the other way around. Lightning used to be of heavenly origin, but now we have a natural explanation. Plague, famine, drought, accidents, death, and so on used to have supernatural explanations, but these have been replaced. Might we suddenly discover strong evidence that argues that some religious claims are true? Maybe, but that’s not the way to bet.

Just how poorly does the “God did it” explanation do against natural explanations? Might a natural explanation be so ridiculous that “God did it” becomes plausible? Perhaps, but since we have no prior examples of supernatural explanations being universally accepted (unlike a natural explanation like the germ theory of disease), this hypothetical explanation would have to be pretty ridiculous to be worse than anything from the supernatural category, which has never produced a single universally accepted explanation.

One Christian proposed this deliberately ridiculous explanation of Jesus: time-traveling insurance salesmen led by a clone of Elvis go back in time to manufacture the idea of Jesus to get the concept of “act of God” into insurance law. Have we finally found an explanation so ridiculous that the supernatural Jesus story is finally plausible by comparison? Nope.

6. It ignores the default position

Hundreds or thousands of religions are practiced today, and many more were practiced in humanity’s long history. People invent things like ghosts, fairies, and superstitions. We understand how urban legends, conspiracy theories, and even traditions develop and take hold. And people make up religions by the thousands.

Ghosts don’t exist, urban legends are false, and so are made-up religions. Given any particular supernatural belief, the default position is that it is yet one more false belief by a mind that is susceptible to lots of false beliefs.

The Christian claims are a bold rejection of this default position. That doesn’t mean that Christianity is false, but it does mean that it has the burden of proof. (I’ve also explored Christian attempts to shirk their burden of proof.)

See also: Why Christianity Looks Invented

7. God catching uses evidence inconsistently

We can imagine the Christian metaphorically throwing out a net to catch fish, where the fish are truths about supernatural claims, and the net is the evidence criteria. The trick is being consistent when evaluating the evidence.

When the Christian seeks evidence for God, the holes in the net are small. The evidence criteria become flexible, and any little clue is evidence—personal feelings, good luck and happy coincidences, the dismissal of inconvenient science by a Christian nonscientist, apologists’ assurances that the Bible (but not other ancient religious texts) is real history, and so on.

But when evaluating other religions’ supernatural claims, the holes are big and only the most compelling evidence could count. The Christian becomes skeptical and stringently applies the evidence criteria. Suddenly they sound like an atheist and reject all but the most compelling evidence: this looks like just another manmade religion, those religious books are too old and unreliable, the supernatural claims are laughable, and so on.

This is a biased approach to the evidence. Sure, all of us are at least a little biased in how we sort through the evidence, tending to keep what confirms our beliefs and reject what challenges them, but we must do our best to evaluate evidence objectively. (More: what Christians’ loose criteria for evidence capture and how Christian arguments ought to convince them of the truth of Mormonism instead.)

8. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

Claiming that a god exists who created the entire universe is about as extraordinary a claim as possible. Such a claim needs extraordinary evidence. Not only must Christians make do with handwaving similar to other religions’ believers, Christians often are reduced to protesting against this demand for extraordinary evidence.

Many apologetic discussions devolve into, “Well, you can’t prove God doesn’t exist.” That’s correct, but that never was the goal. All we can try to do is follow the evidence. And it doesn’t lead to God.

One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.
— Robert Heinlein


(This is an update of a post that originally appeared 2017-7-10.)

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8 reasons why “God” is always the worst answer

God is always the worst guess for the answer to any of life’s big questions such as “Why are we here?” or “What is the meaning of life?” Super-smart aliens would be better. Fairies would be better. “I dunno, but there’s gotta be something better” would be better.

“God did it” is perhaps the most remarkable claim possible since it assumes, without compelling evidence, that a supernatural being created everything.

Let’s explore why God is the worst explanation for anything.

1. “God did it” is unfalsifiable. It explains too much.

“God did it” is the ready answer apologists can use to explain any scientific puzzle—what caused abiogenesis (the first life, which allowed evolution to begin), what caused the Big Bang, what explains consciousness, and so on. Of course, science keeps answering those puzzles, meaning that those applications of “God did it” were both wrong and premature, but apologists never seem to learn that lesson.

I can never prove that “God did it” is not the explanation for anything. What about a tsunami that kills hundreds of thousands of people, God’s hiddenness despite earnest prayers, or anything else within Christianity that confounds us? The Christian can always say that God might have his own reasons that we simply aren’t entitled to know or aren’t smart enough to understand.

(A god who made knowing about him a requirement to avoiding hell in the afterlife and yet remains hidden is not the omnibenevolent Christian god, but let’s ignore that for now.)

Handwaving away challenges to the God hypothesis is exactly what you’d do if there were no God.

The problem is that “God did it” can never be falsified, which makes it useless. By explaining anything, it explains nothing. More here and here.

2. “I don’t know” is a perfectly reasonable answer.

Don’t stretch to fill the void—if you don’t know, just say so.

Christians will say that they have the answers to life’s big questions. They seem to imagine a time limit, with the teacher saying, “Time’s up! Pencils down. Pass forward your quizzes.” Yes, Christianity does have answers to life’s big questions; it’s just that those answers suck. They’re given without evidence, so there’s no reason to believe them.

Things are clearer when we pull back to take in all the world’s religions. The map of world religions makes clear that religion’s answers to these questions depend on where you live. If you live in Tibet or Thailand, Buddhism teaches that we’re here to learn to cease suffering. If you live in Malaysia or Morocco, Islam teaches that we’re here to submit to Allah. Christianity, Scientology, and all the rest—they each have their own supernatural answers to these big questions, and each answer must be taken on faith. The only thing that religions  all agree on is that the supernatural exists, and each one makes up its own stories to populate its version.

3. Popular apologetic arguments don’t point to God.

The most popular Christian apologetic arguments today—the Cosmological, Moral, Transcendental, Ontological, Design, and Fine Tuning arguments and so on—are all deist arguments. The Christian god is never the conclusion; all these arguments can do is allude to some sort of vague and undefined Creator. Yahweh fits the bill no better than the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

4. The Principle of Analogy tells us where to put supernatural claims.

We’re familiar with supernatural stories. Even the most secular society has in their history some approximation to Grimm’s Fairy Tales or the Greek pantheon of gods or magical folk such as fairies, leprechauns, and elves. We have a bin for these stories labeled “Mythology and Legend.” Zeus, Odin, and Merlin go in the bin, and so does Yahweh. More.

To be concluded in part 2.

I’m afraid I don’t believe there is such a thing as blasphemy,
just outrage from those insecure in their own faith.
— Stephen Fry


(This is an update of a post that originally appeared 2017-7-8.)

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How likely was the empty tomb, Part 3? Empty tomb or empty promise?

This is the final column in response to a recent the article, “12 reasons to accept the empty tomb as a historical fact.” Before you read my reasons nine through twelve, I recommend that you check out Part 1 and Part 2. And, if you can find points that I’ve missed, share them in the comments.

9. The leaders of the day didn’t produce a body

If Christianity were a nuisance, why not shut it down by presenting the body? The Jewish and Roman leaders could’ve undercut Christianity’s central claim. That they didn’t produce a body suggests that they didn’t have one. An empty tomb would explain this.

Critiquing the gospel story by assuming the story is like taking the Goldilocks story up to where she was woken by the bears and demanding to know what she should’ve done besides run away.

The resurrection didn’t happen two days after the crucifixion of Jesus; it happened two decades later in Paul’s 1 Corinthians 15. Or two decades after that in Mark. The Jewish and Roman leaders in the story are in a story. If Christianity was troublesome in Paul’s or Mark’s time, the time to reveal the body was long passed.

If Jesus were a real person who was a real rabble-rouser (the “King of the Jews” title would’ve been a very clear poke in the eye to Rome) and really was executed by the Romans, then why produce the body? The leader was dead; case closed.

The book of Acts agrees. It has no “was he/wasn’t he resurrected?” arguments. There was no seditious behavior at that first Pentecost, fifty days after Easter (see Acts 2). Again, what would producing the body be a response to?

And why imagine the body of Jesus would have changed things? Remember the example of the Millerites—religion is largely above the facts. It took years for Christianity to evolve its interpretation of Jesus’s death. In the days after the first Easter, it would’ve made no sense for the Romans to say, “Y’know how the bodily resurrection of Jesus will be a big deal within Christianity years from now? Well, guess whose body we just found!”

Christianity with the corpse of Jesus could’ve seen Jesus as a martyr—it’s a much more powerful sacrifice if Jesus stayed dead. Or maybe Jesus would’ve risen as a spirit to rule in heaven, discarding his useless body. Or the early Christians could’ve just dismissed any body as a Roman deception.

10. The empty tomb hypothesis is widely accepted

A strong majority of scholars accept the empty tomb hypothesis. “[Gary] Habermas notes that over one-hundred contemporary scholars accept at least some of the arguments for the empty tomb.”

Do Muslim scholars accept the empty tomb? Nope. They are comfortable with the supernatural, they revere Jesus, they accept him as a prophet, but they reject the resurrection. Are they biased? Probably, but by the same logic, so is your “strong majority [of scholars].”

11. The story is simple

“The story of Jesus’s burial is simple without any form of theological development. Its simplicity argues for the empty tomb’s authenticity. Signs of legendary development are simply not found in the empty tomb hypothesis.”

Suppose our oldest tale of Merlin the magician has him buried without ceremony. Or maybe it says “And then Merlin died,” and that’s it. Would that make believable the tales of his magic? And if not, why imagine that this process would make believable the far more fanciful tales of Jesus?

You claim that complexity suggests legendary accretion. I’ll buy that, but why bring this up since Christianity is extremely complicated! Books on systematic theology are 1500 pages and more. The Bible has close to a million words, and the church needed more than twenty worldwide councils to fill in its gaps.

12. The resurrection and empty tomb were too early to be legend

“The resurrection story and the empty tomb are part of the pre-Markan passion story which is extremely early which precludes any time for legendary development. Legendary claims do not apply to the empty tomb hypothesis. This suggests that the tomb was not something that came later in the Christian story but was rather found at ground zero.”

You want legendary development? Before Mark was Paul, and here’s what Paul says about the divinity of Jesus:

[Jesus], who as to his earthly life was a descendant of David, and who through the Spirit of holiness was appointed the Son of God in power by his resurrection from the dead: Jesus Christ our Lord (Rom. 1:3–4).

That’s right—Jesus became divine at his resurrection.

Let’s move forward in time to the first gospel, Mark. Here, Jesus becomes divine at his baptism:

Just as Jesus was coming up out of the water, he saw heaven being torn open and the Spirit descending on him like a dove. And a voice came from heaven: “You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased” (Mark 1:10–11).

Then it gets earlier: Matthew and Luke are the two gospels with nativity stories. Angels announce the supernatural birth.

And in John,

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning (John 1:1–2).

The later the New Testament book, the earlier and grander is the stature of Jesus. That’s legendary development!

But back to our Christian argument. Its focus is the historicity of the empty tomb. Did just that element stay simple?

Hardly. The gospels aren’t consistent on whose tomb it was and where it was. Matthew alone has the bit about Pilate ordering guards to keep the tomb secure and the guards being told to lie that the disciples took the body. The synoptic gospels say the death and burial were on the day after the Passover, while John says the day before. The events at the tomb on Easter morning vary: the number of angels, how the stone was moved from the entrance, who applied spices, which women went to the tomb, which male disciples went to the tomb, if Jesus was there and who he spoke to, what the women did afterwards, whether Jesus met with the disciples afterwards in Galilee or Jerusalem, and so on. Sounds like a textbook example of legend to me.

Conclusion

The author of this Christian article realizes that the empty tomb is just a part of a historical critique of the resurrection claim. But given the naïve scholarship in this one, I don’t hold out much hope for the rest of the series.

As human beings, we’re desperate to do
the minimum amount of research
that allows us to keep on believing
what already makes us feel good about ourselves
.
— Dave Holmes, Esquire

How likely was the Empty Tomb, Part 2? Maybe Jesus just stepped out for a sandwich

How likely is the empty tomb story in the Christian gospels? I’m continuing my critique of a recent article, “12 reasons to accept the empty tomb as a historical fact” with reasons five through eight (part 1 here). This batch of reasons don’t seem to be any better than the first, but they will give us a mental workout. See what you think.

5. Women found the tomb

Women were the first to see the empty tomb. This strengthens the case for an empty tomb since the testimony of women was not trusted as much as that of men. They wouldn’t have included this embarrassing detail if it weren’t true.

Oh, please. If women were first, why didn’t Paul say so in his 1 Corinthians 15 “creed” that you referenced so admiringly in point 3 above?! In it, he ticked off, in order, the people who saw the risen Jesus but never mentions women as the first to find the empty tomb. If you want to cite that creed as reliable history in point 3, you must be consistent here. Each gospel mentions women as the first to come upon the empty tomb. Matthew and John add that the women saw Jesus, and this is a glaring contradiction with Paul.

But back to the point: are women embarrassing to the gospel story, making it more reliable? Nope. Tending to the dead was women’s work in this culture. If someone in the story was to find the tomb empty, it had to be women. Yes, women were considered less reliable in a courtroom, but that’s irrelevant because there is no courtroom in the story. Women were trusted members of Jesus’s inner circle, and they found the empty tomb. If you want men, they saw it themselves after the women told them.

6. The Jewish authorities invented the story that the disciples stole the body

The Jewish authorities explained the empty tomb by invented the story that the disciples stole the body (Matt. 28:11–15). They knew they had something to hide.

Again, we must keep separate the story from 30 CE and the story being written down by the author of Matthew in 80 or 90 CE. How would the author of Matthew know of this secret meeting—with security cam footage? A hidden microphone? Of course not—to this author in 90 CE, these people were just characters in a story, not bound to history, and he can make them do anything necessary to advance the theological point. Nothing in Jerusalem in 90 CE prevented the author of Matthew from writing whatever he wanted about the chief priests sixty years earlier.

7. Early creeds in the New Testament argue for the resurrection

Look at the early creeds in Acts (13:29-31, 13:36-37). They make clear that Jesus was buried, raised, and appeared without experiencing decay. Other verses in Acts indicate that the body of Jesus was no longer found in the tomb.

Creeds are not evidence; they’re just statements of belief. My creed could be that fairies and leprechauns exist, but that doesn’t make it true.

Is it smart to move these passages into the Creed category? I assume you’re trying to argue that they’re older than the authorship of Acts (about 90 CE) to make them more reliable, but by doing so you’ve moved them out of the History category. I agree that they were only tenuously in History to start with, but now that they’re creeds, they’re useless.

You’re building a foundation out of marshmallows. To support the most remarkable claim ever, you need overwhelming evidence.

8. The gospel story is built on many sources

“Historian Paul Meier indicates that two or three sources render a historical fact ‘unimpeachable.’The empty tomb is verified in four sources Mark, M (Matthew), John, and L (Luke), with 1 Corinthians 15:3-7 and Acts 13’s sermon summary adding two more. Historically, the more sources one holds, the greater probability that the event in question occurred. In this case, at least 6 sources suggest that the tomb was empty, doubling what historians would call ‘unimpeachable.’ ”

This can only mean two or three independent sources—that is, sources that didn’t know about the others. That’s quite rare, and you certainly don’t have it in the New Testament. Matthew and Luke not only knew of Mark, they copied large portions of it, sometimes verbatim.

Paul’s 1 Corinthians passage is chronologically the first in this list, but it shouldn’t be here at all since it doesn’t mention an empty tomb. It also contradicts Matthew and John, which state that Jesus appeared to women first. The burden of proof is yours to show that any independent source hadn’t read any of the others’ descriptions of the empty tomb.

What about claims beyond the empty tomb? You could admit that Matthew does overlap with Mark quite a bit but that it also brings new material to the party. And that’s true for Luke, John, and Acts.

I’ll agree, but what does this get you? The fundamental supernatural claims are all in 1 Cor. 15:3–7, and we’re back to a single source with the others not being independent sources.

Keep in mind that an axiom of history is to reject the supernatural. That supernatural stories were told is a fact of history. But the consensus of ordinary, not-bound-by-a-doctrinal-statement historians is that every supernatural claim is false.

Let’s turn to the referenced historian, Paul Meier. As stated, he said, “Many facts from antiquity rest on just one ancient source, while two or three sources in agreement generally render the fact unimpeachable.” That’s good advice for ordinary facts that we agree have precedents—someone died, someone traveled somewhere by boat/horse/airplane, someone and their army conquered a country, and so on. The claimed fact may be wrong, but at least we’ve seen this kind of thing before. Supernatural claims are unprecedented and need much greater historical evidence.

Meier agrees:

[The claims in these verses have not] led to universal acceptance of the resurrection as a datum of history. Why not? Because the more unlikely the episode, the stronger the evidence demanded for it. So if something supernatural were claimed, the evidence required to support it would have to be of an unimpeachable, absolute, and, indeed, direct eyewitness nature. Quite obviously, however, such categorical evidence disappeared with the death of the last eyewitnesses nineteen centuries ago.

Let’s imagine we had three independent sources documenting Merlin (from the King Arthur story) as a magician. Christians will respond that stories of Merlin were written centuries after he supposedly lived. All right—let’s suppose that our three sources were no more than 40 years after the life of Merlin (that’s the same timespan from the crucifixion to the first gospel). Would that convince Christians that Merlin could do magic?

Of course not. They’d suddenly become as skeptical as an atheist, saying that 40 years is far too long, that our surviving copies of the stories weren’t reliable, and that supernatural stories need a lot more than that to be convincing.

One example is Joseph Smith. In 1823, an angel told him where to find the golden plates whose writings became the basis of the Mormon church. We don’t have independent sources for that story, but we do have the testimony of the Three Witnesses, who say that they heard God’s voice and were shown the golden plates by an angel. A later group, the Eight Witnesses, testified that they touched the plates.

Or another: beginning in 1849, the Fox sisters claimed to be able to communicate with spirits through “rappings” and were important players in the religion of Spiritualism. Surely hundreds or even thousands of people who witnessed their public performances were convinced that they had seen evidence of the supernatural.

No conventional Christian would believe Smith’s tale or that the Fox sisters’ act was genuine, and yet they have two or more independent sources. Why then think that the far older books of the New Testament should be any more convincing?

For another historian who’s claimed to support the Bible, see: Oral Tradition and the Game of Telephone: A. N. Sherwin-White’s Famous Quote

For more on how historians deal with supernatural claims, see: Historians Reject the Bible Story

Concluded in part 3.

You toss a coin 100 times
and pray for heads before every toss.
If it lands on heads 50 times,
this doesn’t mean prayer works 50% of the time,
it means prayer doesn’t work.
— Geronimo Jones

Read my other critiques of this article on my column. Here’s Part 1, and here’s Part 3.

How likely was the empty tomb? A critique of “12 reasons to accept the empty tomb as a historical fact.”

What do you do if you don’t have any good arguments? Just pile on poor ones and call it a “cumulative case.” Today we’ll critique “12 reasons to accept the empty tomb as a historical fact” by Brian Chilton. I liken this cumulative case to 12 sieves. Let’s see if they hold water.

1. Christianity’s enemies could’ve checked to see if the tomb still had the body

Jesus was crucified in Jerusalem, the very place 1. where the gospel message was first preached. The last place you’d 2. invent a story would be where the event supposedly occurred. A doubter could have easily 3. checked the tomb. [The Christian argument will be in italics.]

There’s a lot of confusion in this one.

1. Historians have no data to back up a claim of what was preached where. Rather, they can offer a date at which time a particular book was written and where. And the first gospel, Mark, was almost certainly not written in Jerusalem (most likely Rome).

2. I don’t say that the gospel story was deliberately invented. I say it was legend that developed through decades of oral history.

3. The idea that opponents would’ve just presented the body of Jesus to shut down the early Christian movement confuses two things. The apostles of Jesus and the leaders in Jerusalem just after the crucifixion in 30 CE is one thing. The story in the gospel of Mark (the first gospel), written in 70 CE, is the other. When we read Mark, we’re (at best) reading about events that happened forty years earlier. The leaders, the dead body, the tomb—these were all elements in a story that wasn’t at all constrained by reality. It didn’t suit the story for anyone to discover Jesus’s body on Easter Sunday, so that didn’t happen.

(The dates and time spans I use come from the consensus of relevant scholars. They’re just best guesses using mediocre evidence.)

2. Hallucination hypothesis

“If Jesus’s disciples had only hallucinated, Jesus’s body would have still been in the tomb. Because Jesus’s body was never retrieved and Christianity continued, then one must assume that the tomb of Jesus was empty. Hallucinations cannot account for an empty tomb.”

Who says the disciples hallucinated Jesus? Not me.

3. The resurrection is a very early claim

The message that Jesus had resurrected was 1. written soon after the event. The 2. creed of 1 Corinthians 15:3–7 dates to just a couple of years after Jesus’s death, burial, and resurrection. 3. Residents of Jerusalem could have easily checked to see if the tomb was empty.

This passage in 1 Corinthians gives the basics of the resurrection, “Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, [was buried, and] was raised on the third day,” and lists the post-resurrection appearances. The author is claiming here that this passage didn’t appear twenty years after the crucifixion (when Paul wrote that book) but within a few months or years because it was an independent creed that Paul later copied into this epistle.

1. So what if the creed were early? Suppose a similar supernatural claim were written about someone else’s religion yesterday. Would “But look—it’s just a day old!” make it believable?

2. Yes, it does sound a bit like a creed. But a creed isn’t evidence. It isn’t intended to be evidence. It’s nothing more than a list of beliefs; it gives no reasons why anyone should believe them.

3. Again, the players in the story written in 70 CE could do or not do anything they wanted, unconcerned about what happened forty years earlier.

And why think that a simple factual correction—“No, you’re mistaken; I have it on good authority that the tomb wasn’t empty”—would cause a religious community to abandon their beliefs? When does that ever happen? A religious community’s faith isn’t built on facts.

Consider a few examples. Prior to the Great Disappointment of 1844, the Millerite community got rid of their possessions to make themselves right with God because their leader had calculated that the end would come on October 22 of that year. When October 23 dawned like any other day, do you think they all had a good laugh at their naivete and then returned to their prior lives? Some did leave the group, but many reinterpreted the facts to create a reality in which they weren’t wrong.

Or imagine the early Mormons spreading the word about Joseph Smith using magic stones to translate mysterious writing on golden plates. Do you think their faith would’ve been shaken if they’d learned that Smith had been tried in court for using the same seer-stone trick to scam neighbors with promises of treasure?

We’ve seen enough examples of how religions work to know that it’s not built exclusively on evidence.

See also: 13 reasons to reject the Christian naysayer hypothesis

4. The tomb and burial weren’t secret

Joseph of Arimathea was a member of the Sanhedrin (a tribunal of elders) and was well known in first-century Israel. Everyone would have known where his tomb was located and therefore where Jesus’s body had been placed.

According to the story, we know certain facts about Joseph of Arimathea, but we only get this from the gospels. The burden is on you to show that this is reliable history. There are plenty of legends about him after the time of the gospels, none of which are reliable. Historians aren’t even certain where Arimathea was.

And was the tomb known to everyone? Only Matthew says that it was Joseph’s tomb. The other gospels suggest that it was just a convenient tomb. John and Matthew say that it was new, which is more reason to doubt that it was a well-known landmark. Mark and Luke suggest that the women who attended the crucifixion knew where the body was laid only because they stayed to watch. In other words, the rest of the crowd wouldn’t have known.

See also Responding to the minimal facts argument for the resurrection

Continue to part 2.

You know the photo that came with your new wallet? God is like that.

New wallets sometimes come with sample photos in the clear plastic sleeves. Suppose I kept the photo of the female model and told everyone that she was my girlfriend. Her photo is in my wallet, after all, and I’d be happy to show it to you.

You might remember this bit from the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

Napoleon: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn’t cuz she’s doing some modeling right now.

Pedro: Is she hot?

Napoleon: See for yourself.

At this point, Napoleon brings out a stock model photo from his wallet, and Pedro is impressed.

The Christian is like Napoleon when he brags about God’s properties, accomplishments, and (of course) skills. “Oh, he’s great—he supports me when times are tough” or “He found me a new job and cured me of cancer” or “He upholds the very laws of physics.” All this is stated without evidence.

Anytime you get a little too close to exposing the claim, the goalpost is moved.

Maybe you prayed without success, but you’re told that God’s answer must’ve been “not yet.”

Maybe natural disasters that kill thousands don’t sound like what an all-good god would allow, but you’re told that it’s actually mankind’s fault.

Maybe you wonder: If the Trinity is so important, why aren’t the specifics made clear in the Bible? Or, why is the Bible ambiguous such that there are 45,000 Christian denominations, each hoping that they have the correct answers? Or, why does a good god do so many bad things in the Bible? Or, why doesn’t God make his existence obvious to everyone? Or, why does the Christian story seem to be from the same mold as all the other religions? You’re told that you can’t judge God or that God works in mysterious ways or that you haven’t proven that God doesn’t exist.

God is the ultimate hot girlfriend from Oklahoma who just can’t find the time to come for a visit. She’s busy modeling, you see.

See also: Weak Analogies? Is That the Best You Can Do to Prove God?

An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself,
without going in partnership with State Legislatures.
Certainly he ought not so to act
that laws become necessary to keep him from being laughed at.
No one thinks of protecting Shakespeare from ridicule,
by the threat of fine and imprisonment.
It strikes me that God might write a book
that would not necessarily excite the laughter of his children.
— Robert G. Ingersoll


(This is an update of a post that originally appeared 2017-5-29.)