How Likely the Jesus Miracle Stories?

Weighing souls, like we must weigh the evidence for God and JesusChristianity makes some fanciful claims: Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus. Jesus turned water into wine. He raised Lazarus from the dead and was resurrected from the dead himself. He is God, one with the creator of the universe.
One response to these claims is simply to dismiss them. Let’s instead see how probability can be applied to questions like this. Christians and non-Christians won’t easily agree because they won’t agree on the various probabilities. Still, an understanding of conditional probability will give us a powerful analytical tool to at least better understand these claims.
Richard Carrier (whose Skepticon video was helpful in my understanding of this material) says that conditional probability “is the mathematical model for all correct reasoning about empirical claims.”
An Example: Medical Test
Start by imagining a test for a disease that is 95% accurate. That is, it is positive 95% of the time for someone who has the disease and negative 95% of the time for someone who doesn’t. Now imagine a common disease—10% of the population has it, so in a thousand people, 100 have it and 900 don’t.
Now give them the test. For the 100 sick people, the test gives 95 positives and 5 (false) negatives. And for the 900 healthy people, it gives 855 (900 × 0.95) negatives and 45 (false) positives.
Suppose the test says that you have the disease. How worrisome is that?
You’re in one of the two groups of people with positive test results. You’re either one of the 95 who actually do have it or one of the 45 who don’t but got a false positive. The chance that you’re sick is the number of sick people who test positive divided by the total number of positives: 95/(95 + 45) = 0.68.
The probability is 68% that you have the disease.
Let’s recap: what’s the probability that you (or any random person) has the disease? 10%. But what’s the probability given that you have a positive test result? It’s 68%. That’s conditional probability—the likelihood of something given (conditional upon) something else, some additional information.
Make the test ten times more accurate and a positive test results means a 96% chance that you have the disease. Instead—and here’s where it gets interesting—make the disease one tenth as common and your likelihood of having the disease given a positive test result is 16%. Make it very rare—one in a million—and that likelihood becomes just 0.005%.*
Visual Approach to the Same Problem
Let’s explore the original problem but visually.

Bayes Theorem in medical situation

This tree is just a recap of the previous problem: we start with 1000 people, then divide them into two groups based on what we know initially (the probability of a person being sick is 0.1), and finally process this with new information, the test whose probability of a right answer is 0.95.
Applying Probability to the God Question
Let’s move on to the God question (I’m using an example from Richard Carrier’s video).

We start with 1000 universes, places where we imagine God to exist or not. In step 2, our initial assumption about the God claim is to be generous. Knowing nothing about this “God” guy, let’s start by saying that the likelihood of his existence is 50% (P(G) means “probability of God”). In step 2, this gives us two possibilities, with 500 universes in each.
In step 3, we add our new evidence. In the medical example, the new evidence was the result of a test, and here it’s the existence of evil in our world—birth defects, natural disasters that kill thousands, slavery and other immoral institutions, and so on. This evil exists, and yet no god is doing anything about it. What is the likelihood that a benevolent God could exist but still accept the evil in our world?
We have plenty of examples of benevolent beings: the noblest humans. They’re not perfect, but we could assume that a perfectly benevolent being would be at least as benevolent as a good human. Try to imagine a benevolent human (1) who could prevent bad from happening, (2) wouldn’t be harmed for taking this action, but (3) didn’t do anything. That’s pretty inconceivable. Let’s say that the probability of this happening is one in a million. Let’s be conservative and assign the same probability of standing by and doing nothing to a perfectly benevolent god.
That’s the P(e|G) = 10–6 in the diagram above: the probability (P) of the evidence of evil (e) given (|) the existence of God (G) is one in a million (10–6).
The 500 universes on the left side of the tree have to be divided given the probability of such a god existing given the existence of evil. Only one in a million could have a god (~0 means “almost zero”).
It’s easier on the right side of the tree. The likelihood of evil existing in a godless universe is 1.
Conclusion: the existence of evil makes God very improbable.
But … God Could Have an Excuse
In response, the Christian may say that God has an excuse for not acting. Yes, he’s benevolent, but he’s also omniscient, and our finite minds must simply be unable to understand the justification for his inaction.
That doesn’t help, and the tree shows why.

 

Consider step 3. The conditional probability is now 1. The apologist assumes some unspecified, inconceivable (by our finite brains) reason why God has his own justifiable reasons for allowing evil. But this means we’re looking for something else. We’ve gone from searching for God (G) to searching for “God who has unspecified, inconceivable reasons to allow evil” (G′).
As you can see from step 2, this simply moves the problem around. We had nothing to go on before, so we just assigned a generous 0.5 probability for God (P(G) = 0.5). But now we have a more refined goal that can be evaluated. Now, we’re looking for a very particular God (G′), a very unlikely God, a one-in-a-million God.
Conclusion: making excuses for God makes him less likely. First you must imagine (despite the lack of evidence) supernatural beings, then those with sufficient power to create the universe (deities), then assume that there are benevolent ones that interact with us, then imagine this one-in-a-million deity who has this inconceivable excuse to allow evil.
The mathematics of conditional probability has been applied here to the question, How likely is God given the existence of evil? We could also ask, How likely is the virgin birth given the existence of other virgin birth stories that preceded Jesus that would’ve been known in Palestine? Or, How likely is the resurrection given the existence of stories of other dying-and-rising gods?
This approach will probably never resolve a debate between a Christian and a non-Christian because they won’t be able to agree on probabilities. However, it does give structure to the argument and highlights the unknowns.

Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways,
but if I worked that mysteriously I’d get fired.
— caption for Bob Mankoff cartoon

Appendix: Bayes’ Theorem
We have been using Bayes’ Theorem, though it is more commonly known as an equation. To see that this tree structured approach is an equivalent (and more intuitive) approach to the equation, let’s convert the medical test example above into equation form.
In that example, we first imagine a population of 1000 people and then (step 2) use the likelihood of the disease (10%) to divide that population into sick and well and then (step 3) further divide those populations into those who got positive and negative test results.
Our goal is P(s | p), the probability (P) of being sick (s) given (|) a positive test result (p). Bayes Theorem says that this is computed as follows:

where ~s = the probability of not being sick.
This looks imposing, but you’re already familiar with these values. Look at the numerator first, a measure of how likely s (being sick) is to be the case:

  • P(p | s) = the probability of a positive result given that you’re sick = 0.95 (that is, a likelihood of 95%)
  • P(s) = the probability of a random person being being sick = 0.1 (the incidence is 10% in the population)

The denominator measures all possible results, your being sick and your being well. It’s the sum of the numerator (the sick likelihood) and its opposite (the not-sick likelihood), which is composed of:

  • P(p | ~s) = the probability of a positive test result given that you’re not sick (that is, a false positive), which is 0.05 (our example was simple, with false positives and false negatives both at 5%, but in the general case they would be different)
  • P(~s) = the probability of not being sick = 0.9. This one is not a variable since P(~s) = 1 – P(s).

Put these values into the equation: 0.95×0.1/(0.95×0.1 + 0.05×0.9) = 0.67857. This is what we got above with the simpler and more intuitive 95/(95 + 45).
* Here is the math behind those probabilities:
99.5/(99.5 + 4.5) = 0.957
9.5/(9.5 + 49.5) = 0.161
1/(1 + 20,000) = 0.00005
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The Cross Examined Podcast!

In the hopes of reaching a wider audience, I’m now recording my blog posts as a podcast.
If you listen to the Skeptoid podcast, you’ll find a lot of similarities. I’ve been inspired by Brian Dunning’s minimalist style.
The podcast content is identical to the blog, just delayed by a week or so. If, like me, you like to listen to interesting or provocative information while doing something else, this might be the right medium for you. Do you have friends who prefer podcasts to blogs? Let them know!
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— Friedrich Nietzsche

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Why Worry About a God That Isn’t There?

What should atheists call themselves?
I get this a lot. “Why do you worry about something you don’t even think exists? Why call yourself an atheist?”
That’s a reasonable question. People with no God belief may not call themselves atheists for lots of reasons. Maybe they prefer another name like freethinker, skeptic, or agnostic. Maybe they want to focus on what they do believe in and so think of themselves as humanists or naturalists. Julia Sweeney prefers the label “naturalist,” to make someone who disagrees with her take the position a-naturalist. Maybe, as the cartoon suggests, not believing in God is as irrelevant to their lives as not believing in unicorns or Santa Claus.
But I do call myself an atheist. God belief impacts society in ways that unicorn belief or Santa belief never could. In the list of Christian excesses below, see if you agree that only religion—and not mere belief in mythical beings—could provoke these actions.

  • The Pope says that condoms shouldn’t be used in Africa to stop the spread of HIV.
  • U.S. preachers provoke death-penalty legislation for homosexuality in Uganda.
  • Some churches forbid birth control among their members.
  • Stem cell research is held up.
  • Young women are urged not to get the HPV vaccine that protects against cervical cancer.
  • In-vitro fertilization, which has brought four million children to parents unable to conceive, is attacked by the Catholic church.
  • Some Christians push for Creationism to be taught in science class, for Christian prayers to be said in public schools, and for the Ten Commandments to be displayed in courthouses.
  • Christian belief seems to be a requirement for public office, despite the fact that the Constitution makes clear that no religious test shall ever be required.
  • Prayer allows people to pretend that they’ve actually done something … so they no longer feel the need to get off the couch and actually do something.
  • William Lane Craig dismisses life on earth, the only life we know we have, as “the cramped and narrow foyer leading to the great hall of God’s eternity.”
  • Sex education in many schools is constrained by religion, not guided by best practices.
  • A mother tried to kill herself and her two children to avoid Harold Camping’s Armageddon. Others donated their life savings to Camping’s ministry to make themselves right with God.
  • Texas Republicans call for an end to teaching critical thinking in public schools.
  • Televangelists fleece gullible people.
  • Religion dismisses inconvenient truth. In a March 2012 poll of likely Republican voters in Alabama, 45% said that Obama is a Muslim (14% said Christian), and 60% did not believe in evolution (26% do accept evolution).
  • Prayer is great when you can put your burdens at the feet of Jesus, but not so great when nothing happens. Then you need to wonder what’s wrong with you that God isn’t answering. Mother Teresa wrote about her wavering faith, “[it makes me] suffer untold agony.”
  • African children have been killed or injured because someone supposed them to be witches.
  • And isn’t it enough that religion encourages belief in something that isn’t true?

If Christianity could work and play well with others, that would be great, and I’d find other activities to occupy my time. But it doesn’t.
This is why I call myself an atheist. Many of the alternate labels are also available to a Christian antagonist. Like me, they might call themselves freethinkers, skeptics, humanists, or agnostics. But they won’t call themselves atheists.
If you’re a Christian reading this, you may respond that your church doesn’t do this. In that case, agree with me! Agree that Christian excesses cross the line and must be kept in check.

Kill them all.
For the Lord knows them that are His.
— advice from church leader Arnaud Amalric (d. 1225)
to a soldier wondering how to distinguish friend from enemy

This is a modified version of a post that originally appeared 9/26/11.
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Weak Analogies Don’t Prove God

don't use weak analogies for Jesus beliefI’d like to suggest an analogy that Christians would do well to avoid.
Here’s one instance of it.

A man found the girl of his dreams. She was intelligent, beautiful, and she loved him. He was convinced that she was the perfect mate. He wanted to marry her. But he never asked her. So, they were never married. Wanting to be married doesn’t make it so. You have to decide and then act.
Our situation with God is something like that. We feel the God-shaped vacuum. We desire relationship with him. We hear that Christ’s sacrifice makes that relationship possible by paying the price for our wrongdoing.
But the relationship will never happen unless we decide and then act.

As Beyoncé observed, “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.” Take the plunge. Make a leap of faith and commit to Christianity.
I don’t find the story compelling, but that’s not my point. My point is that I don’t find the story logical. What’s the girlfriend doing in the story? How is that relationship relevant? Jesus is like the perfect girlfriend … that you just never get around to committing to? And if you’re shy or noncommittal, couldn’t your girlfriend (or Jesus) suggest getting married?
No, this story is not at all what the Christian claim is like. Here’s a better parallel:
A man wanted to settle down with someone special, and his friend Paul told him about a girl he knew, Diana. Paul described her as intelligent, beautiful, caring, and the perfect mate. The guy was eager to meet her and asked Paul to arrange it, but Paul kept giving excuses—she was busy, she had to reschedule, she was out of town, and so on. But Paul said that she was also eager to meet.
As our hero continued to ask about the mysterious Diana over subsequent days, Paul responded with more excuses and gave her increasingly New Age-y attributes: Diana had lived past lives, she could sense the future, she could move things with her mind. And then ever-more fanciful skills: she could materialize objects, she could heal in seconds after an injury like Wolverine, she could fly like Superman.
Our hero has now lost interest. This tale sounds like an invention, even like fiction. He doesn’t imagine that Paul would deliberately lie to him, but Paul’s story has few characteristics of an authentic biography.
Why should he imagine that Diana exists, especially when she looks invented and his pleas for evidence turn up nothing? Wonder Woman doesn’t exist; the Wicked Witch of the West doesn’t exist; why imagine that Diana does? Yes, the man really wants a great woman in his life, and yes, this one sounds pretty amazing. But why imagine that she even exists?
And that’s the problem with these “Jesus is like” or “God is like” analogies. The least interesting feature of the Christian girl-of-his-dreams story is that the girl actually existed. Well, duh—it’s hardly a remarkable claim.
And yet existence is the central feature of the claim about Jesus or God. Somewhere very early in that story must be some variant of, “Okay, I know this sounds pretty fanciful. I know God sounds just like all those other gods that we both agree don’t exist. But this one’s different! Let me tell you why.”
Don’t pretend that one’s relationship with a person is like that with God. Christians should avoid this analogy.

I choose not to draw vast conclusions
from half-vast data.
— Dr. Jerry Ehman

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